internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

van0v:

good vibes ☀

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
van0v:

good vibes ☀

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid


New photo on Taylor’s website (x)